Police Report: Edward ‘Big Balls’ Coristine Assaulted in Alleged Carjacking

On Tuesday night, Edward ‘Big Balls’ Coristine was reportedly assaulted in what police are calling an alleged carjacking incident. According to witness statements, a group of masked individuals approached Coristine as he was getting into his car outside of a local bar.

The assailants allegedly demanded Coristine hand over the keys to his vehicle, but when he refused, they proceeded to physically attack him. Coristine sustained several injuries, including a broken arm and multiple bruises.

Police are currently investigating the incident and are reviewing security footage from nearby cameras in an attempt to identify the suspects. Coristine has been taken to the hospital for treatment and is said to be in stable condition.

This is not the first time Coristine, a well-known figure in the community, has been targeted by criminals. He has been involved in several high-profile incidents in the past, leading some to speculate that he may have been targeted due to his reputation.

Authorities are urging anyone with information about the incident to come forward and help bring the perpetrators to justice. The safety of our community is paramount, and we will do everything in our power to ensure that incidents like this are not repeated.

Coristine’s friends and family have expressed their shock and outrage at the attack, with many offering words of support and encouragement during this difficult time. They are hopeful that the perpetrators will be swiftly apprehended and brought to justice.

As the investigation unfolds, more details are expected to emerge about the circumstances surrounding the alleged carjacking incident. The community is on high alert, and residents are encouraged to remain vigilant and report any suspicious activity to the authorities.

Our thoughts are with Edward ‘Big Balls’ Coristine as he recovers from this traumatic experience. We stand in solidarity with him and all victims of senseless violence, and we will not rest until those responsible are held accountable for their actions.

Stay tuned for updates on this developing story as we continue to follow the investigation into the alleged carjacking involving Edward ‘Big Balls’ Coristine.