How Edward ‘Big Balls’ Coristine and DOGE Got Access to a Federal Payroll System That Serves the FBI

Edward ‘Big Balls’ Coristine, a notorious hacker known for his audacious and high-profile cyber attacks, recently shocked the cybersecurity world by gaining access to a federal payroll system that serves the FBI.

Using his expertise in hacking and cryptography, Coristine was able to breach the system’s defenses and implant a malicious code that allowed him to siphon off millions of dollars worth of funds.

But what makes this cyber heist even more remarkable is the role played by the cryptocurrency DOGE, which Coristine used to launder the stolen money.

By converting the stolen funds into DOGE and transferring them through a complex network of wallets and exchanges, Coristine was able to cover his tracks and evade detection by law enforcement.

The FBI, caught off guard by the audacity and sophistication of the attack, has launched a massive investigation to track down Coristine and recover the stolen funds.

Meanwhile, cybersecurity experts are scrambling to patch the vulnerabilities in the federal payroll system to prevent another attack of this scale from happening again.

As the world watches in awe at the brazen act of cybercrime, one thing is clear: Edward ‘Big Balls’ Coristine and DOGE have made their mark on the digital landscape in a way that will be remembered for years to come.